Saturday 29th October 2022
It is always such a surprise when I find conservatives on tumblr, like a scientist discovering an extremophile bacteria that survives in boiling acid
Thursday 20th July 2023
seaslux
geekysteven
[Image descriptions first is a screenshot from a pikmin game showing a bulborb with a system message reading “The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin. They appear to coexist peacefully.” second image is Lord Farquaad from Shrek pointing and saying “The confused bulborb has fallen in with the Pikmin.”]
powerfulblob
*Opens up the fandom can of worms and prepares for the aftermath*
Hey all of Tumblr: Tag this with your favourite bulborb :))
Thursday 20th July 2023
spacesheeplmao
Tree Law
Tree Law
Tree Law
Tree Law
TREE LAW
TREE LAW
TREE LAW
TREE LAW
(To the rythmn of Dream On)
Thursday 20th July 2023
shivroy
me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat
me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat
me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat
Thursday 20th July 2023
roundo
Do you think jesus ever got hard while those big buff roman soldiers were jostling him around and restraining him and putting a crown of thorns on his head. Sorry who said that
Thursday 20th July 2023
haileypiperfights
July 20th is Moon Landing Day, make sure you leave out milk and cookies for the moon!
Thursday 20th July 2023
natalieironside
I owe everything to someone who was crucified, who rose from the dead, and who saved all of humanity. Put this on ur page if u r not afraid to say THANK YOU, XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS
Thursday 20th July 2023
A look of panic falls on Doc Brown’s face as he realizes he’s at the wrong kind of timeshare presentation.
Anonymous asked
Hey I'm trans what do I do now?
pukicho
You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.
Thursday 20th July 2023
xaran-alamas
I said trans quest
Thursday 20th July 2023
Because Elon Musk has decided that "cisgender" is slur, and that comedy is legal on Twitter, I started posting cis jokes. Here they are in case it gets me banned.
Why did the cisgender cross the road?
A cis actually wouldn't make that big of a change at all.
A cisgender rubs the magic lamp and a genie appears.
Genie: "Thank you for freeing me, I will grant you three wishes!"
Cis: "I'm sorry, HOW MANY?! That's too confusing and upsetting"
A font walks into a bar. The cis bartender serves the font without question because despite his hatred and obsession over typeface ideology, he is not as good at telling when he's met one as he thinks.
A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the cis surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, it would be permanently altering him" How can this be?
How many cisgender people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. Only two. Absolutely no more than two.
A cisgender walks into a bar and isn't given any trouble about using the restroom.
A limbo champ walks into a bar. He loses.
A cisgender observer then campaigns tirelessly to make sure that limboist won't change genders to compete in the women's limbo league.
insertfandomrefhere
bloopdydooooo
[Image ID: a screenshot of tumblr tags that read ‘#As a cis person I am giving everyone everywhere an infinite pass to say cisgender’. End ID]
Berlin:
Thursday 20th July 2023
[Image description T'pring from Star Trek saying to Spock “It appears that hijinks are the most logical course of action” but her face is replaced with a lion’s]