Saturday 29th October 2022
It is always such a surprise when I find conservatives on tumblr, like a scientist discovering an extremophile bacteria that survives in boiling acid
Wednesday 1st May 2024
thoodleoo
it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention
Wednesday 1st May 2024
Wednesday 1st May 2024
geekysteven
ALTWednesday 1st May 2024
ALTTuesday 30th April 2024
Men: defensively arguing that they are safer to be around in the woods than a bear
Women: saying “BEAR” louder each time in the same manner you would demand a human representative from an automated line
Tuesday 30th April 2024
notallmensheviks
turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.
marlinspirkhall
(waking up from top surgery) where's gandalf?
Nurse, tears in her eyes: Who do you think took your big naturals?
Tuesday 30th April 2024
lovelymimic
Tuesday 30th April 2024
justasuta
Whenever I look at pictures of opossums with all their bebes i think of that one Queen song.
She works hard EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE.
corpsesoldier
[ID: a drawing of a mother opossum with a back covered in babies. the mother sighs and says “I work hard.” and all the babies chorus “She works hard!” in big letters surrounded by music notes. /end ID.]
Tuesday 30th April 2024
Because of her involvement with ostrich racing, I guarantee that someone explained chocobos to Dolly Parton
Tuesday 30th April 2024
weepingchoir
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.