Saturday 29th October 2022
It is always such a surprise when I find conservatives on tumblr, like a scientist discovering an extremophile bacteria that survives in boiling acid
Saturday 29th October 2022
It is always such a surprise when I find conservatives on tumblr, like a scientist discovering an extremophile bacteria that survives in boiling acid
Thursday 1st June 2023
I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.
Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version
Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.
To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 
Thursday 1st June 2023
doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour
Thursday 1st June 2023
dj-nasir got the whole club complaining about his selection of metal
Thursday 1st June 2023
The first guy to get his dick sucked was so brave like... the human mouth literally has 32 rocks in it designed to smash and grind things to a pulp. he risked it all for some sloppy
Thursday 1st June 2023
New Hampshire? You mean Evil Vermont?
Thursday 1st June 2023
time loop that’s set to end when you’ve completely fucked your life up in a blaze of hedonistic glory under the assumption that it’ll all just reset at the end of the day
time loop with an arbitrary end condition that’s supposed to only be achievable by learning a lesson and growing as a person, but you keep escaping after like four to seven loops without changing or improving anything but your ability to do weird shit that the wizard didn’t anticipate
#timeloop but instead of finding the victory condition you spend your infinite time learning wizardry and then break out of the lop by force (via @nadja-855)
time loop where you trap the wizard in a time loop instead
time loop where you’re trapped until you stop making self-deprecating jokes on my funny time loop post.
Thursday 1st June 2023
[Image description Desert Claw from Rogue Galaxy saying to Jaster "I'm your ally, of course...for now, anyway"]
Thursday 1st June 2023
Transcript
quark going full rainbow capitalism but leaning hard into "no cops at pride" to keep odo out of his less-than-legal affairs
Quark: No cops at pride.
Odo: Quark, you are my boyfriend. I am gay. I can go to the Promenade Pride Celebration.
Quark: Festival. And no you can't, because you're a cop.
Odo: ... What are you hiding?
Quark: Nothing! Why do you always suspect something? I am simply upholding the ancient queer truth of No Cops At Pride.
Odo: Or maybe you're upholding the ancient queer truth of Be Gay Do Crime?
Quark: How dare you suspect your own boyfriend of breaking the law.
Thursday 1st June 2023
Global geography is tricky. I wouldn't expect someone outside the U.S. to know where Delaware is. Or know about its culture. Or why all Americans hate Delaware. Or about our efforts to destroy Delaware.
*nervously watching my Delaware back from now on*
gonna be the first state to get got
Thursday 1st June 2023
Never gonna know them, but shoutout to the healthcare workers who are breaking the law to help their patients get life-saving care. I'll never see an article about you because knowing you would risk everything including jail time. Nurses who lie on medical records so their patients can get abortions. Doctors making up shit so their patients can have HRT.
Wherever you are, you are keeping your promise to help your patient.